Cuff ‘Em: This Florida Dude Was Banging This Smokeshow For An Hour Outside A Beer Store

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Here are the important facts to this story.

• Florida

• This happened at 2:35 p.m. on Saturday.

• Outside the Good To Go convenience store

• She’s 48.

• He’s 49 and a transient.

Let’s get it on…..via the Naples News!

According to a Lee County Sheriff’s Office report:

Just after 2:35 p.m. a deputy went to the convenience store in the 16000 block of San Carlos Boulevard to investigate an indecent exposure report.

She saw a naked man and a woman who only had a white T-shirt on, having “sexual intercourse in plain view underneath a tree… Both subjects were speaking to each other, saying ‘Don’t stop. Right there….More.’”

The deputy announced herself, but the couple didn’t stop. The deputy again said: “Sheriff’s Office. Get up and get dressed.” The couple then complied.

The manager of the Good To Go said she had customers with little kids coming in buy beef jerky and gummy bears who had to witness such disturbing behavior. She tried to get the couple to stop, “but they just ignored me and kept going. This made me sick and I was offended.”

Not us. Just think of all the free advertising this store just received. This place will now be well-known around the area where guys can find a fresh piece of meat like Brenda. At 48 it’s surprising she hasn’t found a good man to settle down with.

[Bare facts: Couple charged with having sex outside convenience store]

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