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An Ohio high school football team was without its coach last night.

Why?

Oh, you are going to love this one. Coach Todd Pooch (yes, real name!)  was arrested in a brothel/bondage/beat my ass because I’ll actually pay for it/ sting operation.

Take it away Morning-Journal in Lorain, O.

Pooch was arrested in a sting that came about following the arrest of another man last week. Huron County Sheriff’s Capt. Ted Patrick said the sheriff’s office received a tip that 53-year-old Douglas Lucas was running a brothel out of his Ninevah Road home in Greenwich.

A search warrant executed at the home, revealed there were some twisted acts going on at the residence, Patrick said.

There were a number of bondage props including dog chains, collars, masks and whips taken from the home.

Customers seeking bondage and sadomasochism services were often located by Lucas through a website that catered to bondage and sadomasochism, said Patrick. Lucas was arrested Sept. 1 for promoting prostitution. He is scheduled to appear in Norwalk Municipal Court Sept. 23 for a preliminary hearing. Deputies believe he may have been running the brothel for about two to three months.

We were kinda waiting for the moneyshot where Pooch went with the ‘shit on my face’ request but police aren’t releasing details of what kind of sick shit the coach was down with.

Two men showed up at a fake brothel set up by the local authorities and that’s when things got really weird.

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Both men requested a number of bondage services in exchange for money. One man wanted to be tied up and beaten, and another wanted sex acts performed while he sat in a dog cage. Patrick would not elaborate on which requests came from Pooch. He also would not say how much money was exchanged, but only said it was a “substantial amount.”

Of course the comments were open on this story and the locals have officially gone nuts over this story of their football coach being arrested in such fashion.

No word on whether Firelands was able to pull out the victory in honor of Coach Pooch. We’re efforting.

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