Daily Dump: Phillies Fan Grabbing Boob, Wayne Rooney Sex Scandal Animation, 23 Hottest No-Name Tennis Players, Mark Sanchez's Robot Vagina, Great PedoBear Moments, Lucy Pinder Wet Suit & Hot Jew Chicks!
Our new friends at Maxim U.K. want you to see more of Sarah and her sand bra.
That should be enough to keep you guys busy this morning.
We thought it was the hip thing to hate Boise right now, right? Why is it that Boise is ranked 2nd in ESPNU’s Fan Rankings?
C’mon, America. You really don’t want Boise in your BCS game because Alabama, Texas and Ohio State are going to embarrass this team.
Or maybe that is your hope all along.
LINKS!
The Junk In The Trunk Post Of The Day:
Seriously, how does one buy jeans that come in ‘Table Top Ass’ sizing? [Barstool]
Today’s Dump:
…we get this first Hump Day of September with Phillies d-bag grabbing a handful of some chick’s chestical hump on live TV. No worries, she seems to enjoy this. [Awful Announcing]
Must-see Viral Vidoe: Check out this naked female streaker bending it like Beckham [Beer Goggler]
Must-See One Handed Catch Of The Year Video: Texas not even recruiting this guy [Guyism]
Wayne Rooney Sex Scandal Via Animation! [Out of Bounds]
23 Hottest No-Name Tennis Players Your Ass Will Be Googling This Morning [Coed]
Jesse James is a Cleveland Browns fan? WTF? Someone explain this [CelebSlam]
Clay Mathews thinks Mark Sanchez has a robot vagina? Really? [Sportress of Blogitude]
Eagles FB Leonard Weaver wants you to help name his bulldog [Crossing Broad]
Eagles cheerleaders take cleavage to campus visit [Unathletic]
Bat Shit Crazy Crime Witness Of The Day [NedHardy]
25 Horrible Knuckle Tats From People Who Were Dumb Enough To Get Them [EgoTV]
30 Great Moments In Pedobear! [Manofest]
Work Conversation Piece! 9 Foods Created From Human Breast Milk! [Medela]
Simply Amazing! Guy makes car into dining table! [Asylum]
Today’s Tail:
Labor Day In Vegas Vs. Labor Day In Hamptons: Implants vs. annoying chicks looking for an investment banker [OnCampusDrama]
Where there’s a will, there’s a way: Lucy Pinder in a wet suit [BoobieBlog]
Karissa Shannon totally cool with NSFW red carpet boob-xposure [Nip Slip]
Playboy chick Alyssa Pallett not down with golden showers [The Smoking Jacket]
Classy Cleavage: Paz Vega desperately needs to let ‘em breath at Venice film festival [Don Chavez]
For our Jew readership: 30 Hottest Famous Jew Chicks Under 40! [Ranker]
Top 40 Reality Women In Their Bikinis (not sure how Snookie made this) [It's Always Sunny...]
Because we’ve been ignoring Candice Swanepoel & her insane hotness [Heyman]
As always, Tooshie Tuesday was fantastic [Funtasticus]
Bad Ideas For Memorial Day Weekend
Durant's New Tat
Some Kate Upton
Eva Longoria's Wardrobe Malfunction
Girls With Hidden Talents
The Arched Back
Yoga Girls
Girls Gone WILD
Banned American Apparel Ads
Emma Watson Caught Kissing Who?
