2,750 Wheaties Boxes For $10,000 On eBay: Prove You Have F-You Money To Your Brahs

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wheatiesSome dude, obviously, has put up his Wheaties box collection on eBay because getting laid has become an issue, he’s 40 and has, for the first time, just seen 40 Year Old Virgin.

Look, if you have that many Wheaties boxes laying around it’s highly likely that Hoarders can turn your ass into a star and then you’ll get laid, like nightly, by Wheaties box “fuck you” money chasers.

[Steady Burn]

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