Cuff 'Em: Empty Warnings That Won't Stop Colorado-Colorado State Students From Getting Blotto
“Authorities are warning that students caught with alcohol at the University of Colorado-Colorado State University game Saturday could be ticketed, arrested or taken to detox. Denver police say they’ll also share violators’ names with the two schools and those students could also face administrative sanctions.”
Share names with the university? You really think, in the middle of tough economic times, that a university is going to kick out a student because he/she was drinking? Fuck no. Drink up, punks. And don’t forget to send us your videos.