Cuff 'Em: High Schoolers Spray Paint Rival's FieldTurf, Face Felonies!

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spray painted fieldturfThis comes to us from the fine folks in Mississippi.

Two teenagers who allegedly spray-painted Pearl High School’s football field last week were charged with felonies because of the cost of the cleanup. “If the damage to the property is more than $500, based on repair costs, then it becomes a felony,” said Michael Guest, district attorney for Rankin and Madison counties.

Look, morons, go to the high schools that still have a shitty/worthless grass field. Peroxide. Draw a giant penis and become an Internet legend and ineligible to get into Ole Miss. Your call.

[Clarion-Ledger]

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