Daily Dump: Christina Hendricks Jug-sanity, Anna Kournikova Leg-Crossing Fail, Larissa Riquelme’s Boobs For Nokia, Pat The Bat Working On Some Chick, UFC 118 Swollen-sanity, Get Laid With These Pickup Lines & Black Tail From Fibi Love!
We recommend rolling in the hay with Steffi De Greve via Che magazine.
It’s the week we’ve been waiting for since January.
Bust out the tailgating goods, bitches, college football is here and this is where things get crazy. Busted Coverage is starting off its season by attending an Ohio State-Marshall blowout backyard/projector on giant screen party. That means Friday is probably going to be a mess.
We’re also putting the final touches on our Alabama-Florida trip plans for the Oct. 2 bash in Tuscaloosa.
Goodbye baseball, PGA, MMA, tennis, Little League baseball, etc. Your asses have officially been forgotten.
Today’s Special Emmy Jugs Link Of The Day:
Christina Hendricks. Red carpet. Jug-sanity. [MoeJackson]
…we get the first week of the college football season started with Anna Kournikova not exactly crossing her legs at Istanbul Fashion Week. [Don Chavez]
Larissa Riquelme’s boobs now working for Nokia [Who Ate All The Pies]
WAG Irina Shayk tells GQ she’s doesn’t give two shits about futbol [GoalyMoly]
Awesome! Texans will alert drunk tailgating fans that game time is approaching by blasting an ear-piercing horn [Out of Bounds]
Make ‘Em Piss Blood: ESPNU’s H.S. football ‘gasm weekend highlighted by this WR laying the wood on unsuspecting DB who’s probably in hospital right now [Friends of the Program]
Pat Burrell does celebrity bartending gig, works on a certain POA [Crossing Broad]
The Greatest Swollen Eye From UFC 118 : This Guy! [CageWriter]
Dan Wetzel unloads on dumpy James Toney & his performance [Yahoo]
30 Pickup Lines That’ll Either Get You Laid Or Slapped Across The Face [Repo's Delight]
Which leads us to 25 Photos Of Hipsters That Prove They Suck [Manofest]
This semi gets its ass handed to itself not once, but twice! [Linkiest]
104 Wild Girls Getting Wedgies! [Coed]
For our readers who also read Black Tail: We give you Fibi Love! [Smoking Jacket]
Jesus H! Karissa Shannon took these photos in Vegas last week [PaparazziTV]
Lohan’s rack in a see-through….react accordingly and a line of coke [Yeeeah]
Can we ever get enough of Katie Cleary? Not a f*cking chance [Uncoached]
Britney Spears – you guessed it – looking all slutty in a new bikini [CelebSlam]
Zoe Saldana goes through life with the name Zoe and this ass [BroBible]
Priscilla’s hair looks like shit but the body will totally get the job done [H8torade]
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and her legs will wake your ass up [Beer Goggler]