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Are you a father who thinks Kip has the tools to become a D-I defensive prospect. Does he destroy running backs with regularity? Is your son 10 and capable of benching 225 at least 14 times?

Busted Coverage wants videos of your son destroying opponents on a football field. Bigger the hit, better the chances your son will be seen by Deadspin-types which means possible ESPN exposure.

mail@bustedcoverage.com

Posted: Aug. 25, 2010

Premise of Video: We’re just a day away from most high schools opening their 2010 seasons. This figures to be our last training camp hit from the youngsters who think they have a shot of going D-I after creating YouTube videos and websites devoted to their exploits on a football field.

Climax of Video: Get down and drive into the ball carrier, the coach tells his young defensive baller. Yeah, that doesn’t go very well. Stand up and drive into his ass. Next time.

Conclusion: Welcome to the J-V team, bro.

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