Help Bloggers Find This Sexy/Ass-Slapping Former U. Of Texas Soccer Player
The Natty Light drinking bros at FratHouse Sports are looking for this Nikki chick who used to play soccer for the University of Texas. She was on the roster last year and has suddenly disappeared, most likely into a career on the barbecue sauce wrestling circuit.
We hear these Texas chicks love putting on a show with Big Dick’s Hot Sauce. So we hear.