Look what we’ve hired to do some housework this week.
Yep, our asses were up later than normal this morning. Hey, football on Sunday night means later Dumps on Monday mornings.
Why is Brett Favre even playing 3-5 downs in a preseason game? As if these guys on opposing teams don’t want to pound his head into the sand.
We’re also still trying to digest this Jenn Brown-IceHouse beer relationship. Seriously, that shit is still being made? We remember back in high school when some dude would show up to a party with IceHouse and we’d be like, ‘Damn, his dad must have gotten a raise at work,’ while we were pounding Busch Light.
That money must be damn good because lowering yourself to such levels doesn’t seem like the smart move as your career is starting to go mainstream.
Is ESPN on-board with this endorsement deal? USA Today’s Michael Hiestand writes today that ESPN is “reviewing the matter internally.” In other words, they don’t give two shits that she chose to pretend she likes IceHouse.
…we get started with Jay Mariotti being arrested this weekend for “felony” domestic violence. In other news, we had no idea this tool is 51. Arrest photo pending [Deadspin]
Which leads to CBS crazy man Gregg Doyel going OFF on Mariotti via Twitter for allegedly hitting a chick [Out of Bounds]
Which leads to OchoCinco tweeting about Jay Mariotti being arrested [Larry Brown]
Jenn Brown is repping IceHouse – If other ESPNers landed alcohol promotion deals [EDSBS]
USC volleyballer Jessica Gysin is hot, has a Twitter account [FratHouse]
Speaking of volleyball, Misty May-Treanor shoots this commercial in this bikini [Don Chavez]
In case you missed last night’s Nate Davis to Ted Ginn 63 yard bomb [YouBeenBlinded]
100 All-Time Hottest Female Athletes in case you haven’t gotten past 65 [Bleacher Report]
Oakland A’s Ball Boy Now Getting Kisses From The Ladies [Detroit4Lyfe]
NHL goons now planning fights via Twitter? Looks like it [Puck Daddy]
Giant Natural Boobs That’ll Get You Fired Today – Carrie Stevens [BoobieBlog]
Monday Morning Bone-age: Kate Beckinsale rocking the Jorts [Celebslam]
NSFW Mom blowing her birthday cake! [Dirty Rotten]
Heidi Montag and those stupid fake boobs on vacation in Costa Rica [MoeJackson]
Crystal got the implants, learned how to serve beer & went to work at Hooters [Uncoached]
Monday Morning Fire Pie: Jessi Palmer [The Beer Goggler]
Here you go, pervs: Demi Lovato blowing out that 18th cake [Guyism]
Asian ass on a Monday? Yes, please [Heyman Hustle]
25 Sexiest Got Milk Ads [Manofest]
This should get your Monday rocking – The Epic Kelly Kapowski Rap Video [Angry T]