Cuff ‘Em: One Of These Guys Was Drunk & Wearing A Diaper, Standing In Road Exposing Self To School Bus
These guys look pretty normal. Live in Indiana.
Merrillville police Detective Jeff Rice said officers were dispatched to the 8300 block of Taft Street about 9 a.m. Thursday after receiving reports of two nude men standing in the road.
A Merrillville school bus driver and about 20 students on the vehicle were among those who witnessed the situation, Rice said.
When police arrived, Clayton Cooper, 20, and Kyle Cuneo, 23, were found naked and drinking beer in the backyard of Cuneo’s residence on Taft Street, Rice said. Cuneo was wearing a diaper, but his genitals still were exposed, Rice said.
Keep in mind, 9 a.m.
That isn’t a misprint.
We’ve done some crazy shit in our day but it never included another dude and a diaper. And 9 a.m.
One of you morons out there must know one of these guys. Tell us why/how these two ended up naked and standing in a road. Meth addicts? Email us.