Cuff 'Em: U. Of Florida WR Recruit Ja'Juan Story Will Punch Bitches (His Baby Momma) Over MySpace (His) Baby Photo Comments, Fuzz Alleges

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Oh, of course, this comes from Florida.

Take it away local TV news channel:

A comment on MySpace sparked a fight that led to two arrests, according to the Hernando Sheriff’s Office.

Based on the arrest report, Deborah Chamberlain told detectives her 17-year-old daughter posted a picture of her child, but claimed Julisa Walker was “trash talking the baby” on MySpace.

Chamberlain’s daughter told her that on MySpace, Walker said she was coming to Chamberlain’s home to fight the 17-year-old Sunday evening.

Witnesses reported Walker and her boyfriend Ja’juan Story – also the baby’s father – driving up to the home.  They yelled from the car and honked the horn.

When Walker got out of the car at the Mandalay Place home, Chamberlain stepped in between her daughter and Walker.

It was then Story walked up and “punched her (Chamberlain) like how he would punch a man,” according to the arrest report.

It doesn’t say it in this story, but Story is a Florida recruit who has already signed. 4.57-40. 26″ vert for you recruiting dorks.

In other words, if this moron kept clean over the years, he might have been sniffing NFL jockstraps in a few years. Now he has been cited for battery. It’s not enough to have his scholarship revoked because we all know that Urban Meyer couldn’t possibly turn his back on the kid now in time of desperation.

By the way, who the hell uses MySpace these days besides crazy black people and country bands trying to get the word out? White people hit the road back in ’08 when Facebook became the Internet’s version of suburbia.

Don’t even think of a giant LOL, Ohio State fan. You guys were banging on this guy’s door a few months ago.

By the way, who uses MySpace and talks trash about a baby and then takes the baby daddy over to baby momma’s Section 8 housing for fisticuffs? We suppose Urban Meyer will be cool when Julisa Walker is hanging around his campus instead of autograph hounds. Smart.

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