Daily Dump: Y.A. Manning Is A Bleeder, Canseco Goes Yard In Debut, Auburn Fan Shaves German Short Haired Pointer, Texas A&M Hazing Cuts, LaRon Landry Is Ripped, Martin Kaymer’s WAG, Jessica Alba Plays Kickball & A British Porn Star With A B.A.
How about a classy chick in lingerie this morning. Click and meet Kara Tointon.
Well, it was good to see Frank Gifford and his perfect forehead last night on MNF’s halftime show.
How about that plaque the crew presented to him. That was impressive and likely part of some high schoolers internship with ESPN.
Jesus, people. You think maybe an artist rendering of Frank and Al might have been in order? Instead it looked like an Adobe InDesign rookie placing 2-inch photos next to each other was all you could afford.
Shit, we would have even sprung for the Etch-A-Sketch guy to to a piece like we did to commemorate Osi Umenyiora allegedly taking dumps on women.
…we recommend you start the day with this video from Jints-Jets last night. Oh, yeah, that is Eli Manning bleeding like Y.A. Tittle. We’ve got a bleeder! [BroBible]
Ahhhhhhh shit! Canseco goes yard in first game in Indy baseball league [YouBeenBlinded]
Auburn fan does this to his German Short Haired Pointer [Friends of the Program]
Weird Football Cuts: Look what Texas A&M did to one of their DE’s hair [EDSBS]
Arkansas radio personality wears Florida hat, fired from job [ESPN/AP]
Yep, Tony Dungy doesn’t like Rex Ryan dropping f-bombs [Shutdown Corner]
Freaky Faces Of The NFL [KissingSuzyKolber]
Update your PGA Tour WAG lists: Martin Kaymer’s bed candy [Guyism]
Impress Playboy chick Jo Garcia with your touchdown celebration dance, win Madden ’11 [Smoking Jacket]
Jessica Alba playing kickball! Jessica Alba playing kickball! [CelebSlam]
Nicole loves seafood, the Cardinals and of course Pujols [InsideStl]
Oklahoma signs a 12-year-old! Oklahoma signs a 12-year-old! For golf! [Frathouse]
How did we miss the crazy Asian guy singing Carrie Underwood? [NedHardy]
Grab a cup of coffee, relax and read all about what makes U. of Maryland Playboy chick Jennifer Lynn tick….and stare at her boobs [Coed]
Kortney asked Samantha if she wanted iced tea. “No, I want you,” Sam said. Fireworks! [Beer Goggler]
NSFW Boobs That’ll Get You Fired Courtesy Of Violet [BoobieBlog]
Have any good Polish jokes? Try them on Kate [Heyman]
A British porn star with a B.A. in education who wants to teach you a few things [Uncoached]
Nicole Scherzinger. Bikini. Paddle. Board. Hawaii. Abs [Don Chavez]
Adriannae Curry in the arms of some old dude at a Star Wars expo [Yeeeah]
Of course this chick did dirty things on this boat…just look at her [Funtasticus]
Blake Lively Cleavage Gallery to waste company time perusing [DeadArm]
A Snooki ass flash if that is something you dig [The Nip Slip]
25 Bustiest British Glamour Models To Lust After [Manofest]
Natalie’s impressive paid-in-full airbags [BabesNBrawls]
And how about a Brazilian ex-Ronaldo WAG to get you through lunch [NextR0und]