This Little Sh!t Could Be Ohio's Basketball Savior Unless He Signs With Miami (Fla.) Elementary School
Yes, LeBron still wants to be relevant in Ohio. Of course he thinks going to Cedar Point (videos) and hanging out with his fans will ease the pain of leaving for Miami.
Listen up, bitch, we’ve moved on. You’re history to us. All of our love will now be thrusted upon Toledo 3rd grader Ketaan Wyatt, one of the highest rated 3rd graders in the nation.
He’ll be our boy until he pulls some shit where a Coral Gables elementary school tries to steal him from us, too.