Cuff 'Em: Naked Guy To Women In Park…"You Want Some Of This?"

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Of course an editor gave this story to reporter Kimberly Dick at The Herald in Rock Hill, SC.

Rock Hill police arrested a man who witnesses say sat completely naked on a park bench along a trail at Cherry Park.

Kevin Leroy Arrants, 33, of Rock Hill was charged with indecent exposure Tuesday and is accused of exposing himself to two Rock Hill women in their 40s at Cherry Park, according to a Rock Hill police report.

One of the women told police they noticed a man sitting completely naked on a park bench around 7 a.m. Tuesday, the report states. When he saw the women, he ran into the woods.

Later, the women said saw the same man — still naked — standing in the middle of a soccer field, the report said. This time he asked the women, “Hey ladies, you want some of this?” before putting his shorts on and running toward Cherry Road.

See, we’ve used this line before but it usually comes while clothed and at a bar. In our 20s. After many drinks.

Things usually went bad, but one time it ended up leading to cuffs and we’re man enough to admit that chick was probably a beer goggle 7. Said claimed to be from rural West Virginia which scared the shit out of us. And then in the sack she was into crazy shit that included handcuffs. We figured that was it, our asses were finished.

Thankfully, in a drunken stupor BC was able to escape before being chainsawed into 6 or 7 pieces.

There is a lesson to be learned when using such a line.

“You want some of this,” isn’t going to work with 8+ women. If they wanted some of that, they wouldn’t wait for you to ask.

“You want some of this,” should be used very strategically because once you sober up in the morning, 9 out of 10 times you are going to regret ever going to that TD scoring play from the playbook.

Use it wisely.
[Report: Naked man exposed himself to women at Cherry Park]

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