Busty Bikini Model Dylan James: Chris Berman "Didn't Go All The Way" After ESPY Photo Moment

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Update: It’s Dylan James, not Thomas. Yes, we’ll be flogging the writer later this evening.

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Yesterday we happened upon a shot of Chris Berman and a lovely young lady named Dylan James. The photo was from the ESPYs and Boomer seemed to be quite comfortable wrapping his powerful broadcasting arms around the busty bikini model showing some impressive cleav.

Yes, we started asking questions. Dylan’s simple response via Twitter: The Swami “didn’t go all the way.”

Oh, Dear Tebow, thank you for not letting that asshole bang Ms. James. We would have lost all faith in You.

But we still have questions.

• Prom pose: his choice or yours?

• Did he mention, “You’d look great in leather.”

• Phone numbers traded?

• Was the line, “I’m a Hall of Famer,” used?

• Was the grip of a legendary as great as other ladies say it is?

• Any mention of the hotel he was staying at?

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There must be other ladies out there with a Chris Berman story. Email us and we’ll discuss over email, phone or the communication device of your chosing.

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