Busty Bikini Model Dylan James: Chris Berman "Didn't Go All The Way" After ESPY Photo Moment
Update: It’s Dylan James, not Thomas. Yes, we’ll be flogging the writer later this evening.
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Yesterday we happened upon a shot of Chris Berman and a lovely young lady named Dylan James. The photo was from the ESPYs and Boomer seemed to be quite comfortable wrapping his powerful broadcasting arms around the busty bikini model showing some impressive cleav.
Yes, we started asking questions. Dylan’s simple response via Twitter: The Swami “didn’t go all the way.”
Oh, Dear Tebow, thank you for not letting that asshole bang Ms. James. We would have lost all faith in You.
But we still have questions.
• Prom pose: his choice or yours?
• Did he mention, “You’d look great in leather.”
• Phone numbers traded?
• Was the line, “I’m a Hall of Famer,” used?
• Was the grip of a legendary as great as other ladies say it is?
• Any mention of the hotel he was staying at?
There must be other ladies out there with a Chris Berman story. Email us and we’ll discuss over email, phone or the communication device of your chosing.
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HI GUYS! IT'S DYLAN JAMES (NOT THOMAS)
I WOULD LIKE TO CLARIFY THAT I WAS NOT AT THE ESPY'S WITH CHRIS BERMAN, AND AM HAPPY TO REPORT THAT HE DID…NOT…GO…ALL…THE…WAY!!!! NOT EVEN CLOSE. SORRY TO DISAPPOINT, BUT IT WAS MERELY A PHOTO OPPORTUNITY…NOTHING MORE!
TO ANSWER A COUPLE OF YOUR QUESTIONS…
-THE PROM POSE WAS MY SUGGESTION…OF WHICH I COULDN'T RESIST!
-THERE WAS NO MENTION OF LEATHER, NO NUMBERS TRADED, NO CHEESY HALL OF FAME LINES…
-AS FOR HIS GRIP? LET'S JUST SAY HE WOULDN'T HAVE FUMBLED…
-FINALLY, HAD THERE BEEN ANY MENTION OF A HOTEL…I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM THE HEISMAN!!!!! ;)