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Welcome to our new feature here at Busted Coverage where we will prepare football fans for the upcoming season with must-haves, wants, wishes, dreams, etc.

You’ve spent the last 3-4 months trying to care about baseball, basketball, women’s softball, soccer, etc. but you cannot possibly stop thinking of 6 months of football that is quickly approaching. Teams are in the process of gathering for training camp. So are you, via Busted Coverage.

Buckle the beer can belt and visit us daily for the latest and greatest gadgets that’ll make your 2010 football season the drunkest, best ever.

Today’s Must-Have: Turn a former SWAT bus into tailgating machine

Because chicks will go nuts to have sex in the bus jail.

 

Where To Buy It: eBay (Current Bid – $1,052)

What: 1987 THOMAS BUS THAT WAS USED AS A MOBILE COMMAND CENTER

(All caps courtesy of eBayer. Don’t bitch to us.)

THE VEHICLE HAS A JAIL IN THE BACK, APPROXIMATELY 5 GUN SAFES. A BATHROOM WITH SINK AND TOILET. THE ROOF TOP HAS A PLATFORM THAT CAN BE USED AS A SURVEILLANCE POST (PERFECT FOR TAILGATING OR NASCAR). THE BUS HAS ONLY APPROXIMATELY 10,800 MILES AND APPROXIMATELY 1,400 HOURS ON THE MOTOR. THE VEHICLE WAS USED IN AN AGENCY IN NEW JERSEY AND THE TOWN WAS ABOUT A SQUARE MILE IN DIAMETER. THIS THING GOT LITTLE USAGE. THE VEHICLE HAS BEEN COMPLETELY SERVICED BEFORE I DROVE IT BACK FROM NEW JERSEY SPENDING ABOUT 1,500.00. THE VEHICLE DROVE LIKE A DREAM DROVE STRAIGHT BACK WITH NO PROBLEMS REALLY A NICE RIDE. THE DRIVER SITS ON A FULLY FUNCTIONAL RECARO TRUCK SEAT WITH EVERY OPTION YOU CAN THINK OF. THE ELECTRICAL PORT WAS CHECKED AT AN RV PLACE AND EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE WORKING. THE VEHICLE HAS TWO ROOF TOPS AC  I HAVE KEYS TO ALL COMPARTMENTS.

Why Own It: It has a jail cell. We’ll guarantee you and your buddies have at least 25 ideas of how to turn this into the biggest novelty in football tailgating.

Etc: Don’t score with the women? Just think of how easy conversations will be when you say the bus has a jail. Just make sure they sign a waiver before going on the bus because losing the key could cause some issues.

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