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So we walk last night into our regular Wednesday night watering hole to hear a friend of Busted Coverage strum a few songs. It’s your normal strip mall bar that doesn’t waste time with chicken chunks. Straight up booze.
Anyway, things seemed a little strange before we even walked in the door.
There was a van in the parking lot advertising strippers. Great, we thought. Our lucky night.
So the door is opened, we walk in and our friend’s wife says “Um, there is a 40th birthday party and there is a stripper here tonight.”
Our lucky night! Boobs, beer, baseball on the TV. No kids.
And then there it is. The banana boat swung into view like a brick wall waking you up just before impact. What f@cking bar allows a bunch of horny women to celebrate a 40th and bring in a male stripper. Our asses backpedaled with record speed.
Lesson? Banana boats equal a sober night at home.
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