Daily Dump: Darryl Strawberry Restaurant To Open!, Sox-Indians Brawl, 20 Skankiest Women In Sports, Barry Zito SUV Full Of Road Beef, Woods/Uchitel Marriage?, LSU Cleavage!, Laurence Fishburne's Daughter Porn Screencaps & Elisha Cuthbert's Hair
Nothing would make us happier than eating feta pasta with Greek model Christina.
Albert Haynesworth can’t pass a conditioning drill, but he can weigh in on that stripper that has turned into a huge pain in his ass.
Now, Haynesworth and his lawyer Brett Kimmel are going on the offensive — claiming the case should be dismissed because even though the woman may be upset at Haynesworth, she doesn’t have a legal claim against him.
That’s right, Albert didn’t sperminate that whore. She wants $10 million.
And if you are in the Queens area, we have huge news. Darryl Strawberry’s restaurant opens tomorrow! We assume they serve Coke. No Pepsi.
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Today’s Dump:
…we get started with the Red Sox & Indians clearing the benches last night! [Larry Brown]
BMXer Scotty Cranmer wants Adrianna Lima’s fingers in his hair [Guyism]
The 20 Skankiest Women In Sports – Hannah Storm left off list [Bleacher Report]
Fun! 30 All-Time Worst/Funniest Baseball Cards [Manofest]
Jeopardy has sports question for Final Jeopardy – Lions! Lions! Bet it all! [Detroit4Lyfe]
Barry Zito and his SUV full of road beef – TMZ on his ass too [Unathletic]
The Greatest Twitter Reactions To Brett Favre ‘retiring’ [AngryT]
Report: Tiger Woods to marry Rachel Uchitel after divorce! [Out of Bounds]
LSU Cheerleader Cleavage! LSU Cheerleader Cleavage! [FratHouse]
A BC Favorite: 20 Great Commercials For 20 Great (um, yeah) beers [BroBible]
Strap Up, Boys: Arizona Cardinals fighting (video) like rabid dogs at camp [YBB]
Today’s Tail:
Nice Knockers! A Gallery! Your buddy Sal in maintenance will love this [DJ Mick]
Laurence Fishburne’s daughter says daddy ain’t too happy she’s in porn [DListed]
And the obligatory WAY NSFW screencaps of her debut performance [Nip Slip]
Get Your Walking Papers Link Of The Day: Mya’s NSFW implant show-off pics [BoobieBlog]
Want natural cans to look at on work time? Gaelle in Che! [NSFW POA]
Hot chick Desiree Starr hates buff dudes with skinny legs [The Smoking Jacket]
Doutzen Kroes starting to get those infamous mommy cans [CelebSlam]
Hockey WAG Elisha Cuthbert has destroyed her hair – so sad [Moe Jackson]
Check out Angelica Bridges, her cans and that awesome spray tan [Don Chavez]
Ashley Tisdale. Summer. Legs. Tan. Wood. [Beer Goggler]
For us, the best NSFW boobs of the day belong to Melissa [LAX Time]

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The Most Embarassing Photos in Sports
Bad. Bad. Bad. Bad Ideas For the Weekend
Jennifer Lawrence Bikini Awesomeness
Miss Campo Makes You Fall in Love
Emma Watson Caught Kissing Who?
Girls Gone WILD
Hot Girl Doing Yoga
Best Bikini Bod Ever?
Miley Like You've Never Seen Her Before


