In the mood for some random Romanian poon? Meet Sanziana.
Darrelle Revis makes $1 million per year.
Repeat, $1 million per year.
The 12th pick in this year’s NFL Draft? Dude just signed a contract that’ll make him $15 million in guaranteed money.
And, finally, Alicia Keys married some guy named Swizz Beatz over the weekend. Of course he sperminated her. Over/Under on years of marriage before Beatz is served with divorce papers? 2.5.
Why not get the morning rolling with new 32Js & Wendy Combattante [Don Chavez]
In case you missed this: Photos of Snooki being arrested [BroBible]
Video: Cops pull guns on Tyreke Evans & his purple Mercedes [The Angry T]
Read this sh!t: Mike Tyson talks about doing Hangover for his drug habit [SRI]
Dream comes true for this kid! Cardinals cheerleader boobies! [Ultimate Cheerleaders]
This is how the Patriots haze their rookies – suck it, Bryant [Larry Brown]
Photo: Carmelo Anthony channeling his inner Jimmy Johnson [YouBeenBlinded]
The LeBron James billboard that cost $3k & is brilliant [Out of Bounds]
Ever see a chick teabagging a passed out drunk guy? [JerseyChaser]
Ever see a chick with a cupcake bra? Now you have [DJ Mick]
Stupid Sh!t For Monday Morning: Tara Reid drunk & missing undies [CelebSlam]
Blow Company Time: 38 Wife-Beater Wearing Hot Chicks [Coed]
Pixie Lott really enjoying this bikini chick [The Beer Goggler]
Awesome: The Cover A Car In Post-It-Notes Prank [DeadArm]