Daily Dump: Puking During The Wedding Speech, Women Sharpie-ing Boobs, English Broadcaster Melinda Messenger, Firefighter Turns To Lingerie Modeling & A Crazy Greek Wet T-Shirt Contest

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Backpack Strap BRA! Backpack Strap BRA! Just when we thought BC had seen it all.

Why the short dump, you ask?

Take a look at the major news at your major news sports outlets.

Chris Paul wants a trade. F@ck him. He’s just a shorter version of LeBron James, who wants to go to NYC and wear his hipster glasses.

Anything else we’re missing? SEC Media Day? One highlight – Saban talks about pimp agents. Other than that, you have a bunch of fat Southern media types who showed up to chow on the spread.

So we’re cutting this garbage short and trying to figure out what pool to splash down in later this morning.

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Today’s Dump:

…we get the day started with a video for all of you headed to a wedding this weekend. Watch as this woman ruins the speech by puking on herself. FUN! [Guyism]

If only Busted Coverage could find women out there who would be willing to write, I Love BC, on their boobs. It would be a major accomplishment in the history of this company [Barstool Sports]

If only we could replace that Robin Roberts woman on Good Morning America with English broadcaster chick Melinda Messenger – see why [Uncoached]

Get Fired From Work Photos Of The Day – Natalia [Boobie Blog]

This chick went from fighting fires in Boston to the wonderful world of lingerie modeling. Hey Cleveland assholes, she pulled a LeBron and you don’t see the people of Boston burning her lingerie [DJ Mick]

Still bitching in Cleveland? Get over LeBron with this Playboy chick who comes from small-town Ohio and…….left to get naked in L.A. [The Smoking Jacket]

If we only had the $3k to fly over to Greece and really enjoy a Greek weekend with a wet t-shirt contest like this one. Nip stars! Water flying like the Bellagio fountains. This has it all. [Coed]

Major Disappointment: Christina Hendricks on red carpet w/o puppies breathing [Don Chavez]

Aussie model Nicole Trunfio went to a red carpet event in NY this week and went full-frontal nip on the crowd in one of the more embarrassing moments of her young career [CelebSlam]

Tearing this piece of whatever off Shakira is going to take some work but we’re just the guys to get the job done and done correctly the first time [UseMyComputer]

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