Cristiano Ronaldo's Pick-Up Line To Waitress: 'Me, you, **** ****'

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article-1295678-0A63C374000005DC-590_224x633Of course you can figure out what those stars mean, right?

“When she failed to understand his direct approach, Ronaldo drew a love heart on a misted-up window and said: ‘Me, you, kiss!’ They slept together at his hotel later that night and when she discovered she was pregnant she tracked him down through his agent, Jorge Mendes, according to the Sunday Mirror.”

And there you have it, boys. When you are rich, play soccer and have a Portuguese accent, sex is easily attainable.

[The Daily Mail]

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