Jonesing for some forearm bra? Rosie Jones is happy to oblige.
We gave the ESPYs like 15 minutes.
Then Tracy Morgan got really annoying and not funny. We hear Seth Meyers ‘killed’ as they say in the industry. At least now we can get back to important stuff like Tiger Woods sucking a big fat one at the British Open.
In spermination news, Doutzen Kroes has been knocked up by some dude named Sunnery James. SERIOUSLY!
Look, supermodels, we know you like trendy DJs, but isn’t it time to avoid dudes named Sunnery? That should be the first question. Name, please.
We’re positive this guy is a complete douche. Congrats to Doutzen, though, because that mommy rack will now keep the blogosphere mesmerized for a few months.
…we get started with the question ‘I made a sex tape with the GF…should I release it…’ [BroBible]
Must-See: Paul Rudd and Steve Carell spoof “The Decision” [SB Nation]
C. Ron. WAG Irina Shayk eating frozen yogurt – update your Chicks Eating Food lists [Goaly Moly]
You like John Daly’s Brit. Open outfit? You’ll love Dibble’s all-star game combo [Mister Irrelevant]
Here are John Daly’s 1st round British Open pants [Wei Under Par]
Tiger’s whores will be in Chicago this weekend for porn convention [NBC Chicago]
In Other WAG News: 10 Hottest Victoria’s Secret WAGs Of All-Time [Bleacher Report]
An attempt at Chris Berman YouTube vs. Mel Gibson Death Threat Tape [Sportress of Blogitude]
Seth Meyers jokes about Greg Oden’s horse dong at last night’s ESPYs [Larry Brown]
Seriously. ARod to star in movie with Timberlake – Friends With Benefits [Popcrunch]
Excellent Post: Twitterers try to figure out what to do during GameDay’s 3rd hour [EDSBS]
Cars Of The Future: Seriously, we’re trading in the Honda on a few of these [EgoTV]
Andrew Loves The Seattle Sperm Bank [The Daily Wh!t]
Japanese airline figures out way to make kegs on a plane a reality [Esquire]
Lesbian Scenes We Dream Of: Rail Girls At WSOP Collide [Wicked Chops Poker]
128 French Kissing French Chicks For No Good Reason [Coed]
A GIF That’ll Get You Fired: Gianna gyrating [BoobieBlog]
In case you missed the sexy positioning of Angelina Jolie’s new tat [Celebslam]
Gentlemen, we give you Shauna Sand and the flotation devices at the beach [Don Chavez]
Heather Graham continues to ruin our mornings with these amazing bikinis [Beer Goggler]
Hump Day Hotties is extra trashy this week & we totally approve [Funtasticus]
Women Eating Phallic Food: A close-up of Sofia Vergara munching [Yeeeah]
She Likes It White: Clearer photos of Sofia Vergara in a white bikini [Rich And Brainless]
The wonderful NSFW scenes from Rise of the Footsoldier [Nudography]