Um, where do we start with this one?
The woman above was, authorities say, chopped up over a month ago and fed to dogs. Her alleged murderer? An ex-boyfriend who fathered a child with Eliza Samudio.
Oh, he also happens to be a stud Brazilian soccer player.
Police say Ms Samudio was taken by force from a hotel in Rio de Janeiro on the day of her disappearance and was strangled in the city of Belo Horizonte.
They say her body was cut up and parts were fed to dogs, while the rest was buried under concrete.
Police are still searching for her remains, but say her death is “materially proven”.
A possible motive? She just took his ass to court for child support.