Bianca Beauchamp to doctor: Make ’em look like giant watermelons on a Popsicle stick.
Nope, didn’t watch the World Cup.
We’re just thankful it’s over and the WAGs can go back to their quiet lives in Europe without the crazy South African papparazzi chasing them.
Photographer Michael Simon and producer Seth Ersoff spent $950,000 on two sets of boxing gloves from the second Muhammad Ali-Sonny Liston fight in 1965. The two were overheard saying at Rao’s the other night that they’d just returned from Maine, where they bought the artifacts. The gloves — immortalized in Neel Leifer‘s photo of a snarling Ali towering over the fallen Liston — are among boxing history’s most holy relics.
Pam Anderson turned 43 this weekend. She celebrated in Vegas.
And one other piece of Vegas news. Shaq says he’ll wear a pink bikini if he loses to Shane Mosley in an exhibition boxing match.
Yeah, we’ll be tuned in for that.
…we get started with a Paul Pierce basketball on Kayla’s can [Barstool]
Kenyon Martin gets weird tat to cover up lips tat of his ex-GF – on his neck! [The YBF]
You have to see how going to Heat will change LeBron’s spending habits [West Coast Bias]
W.C. Reporters Ass Shots: Final look at Ines Sainz ass from South Africa [Don Chavez]
One Final World Cup WAG-Off: Spain’s Sara vs. Holland’s Yolanthe [Coed]
W.C. Reporters: Sara Carbonero getting kissed by Spanish BF instead of choked out [Off The Post]
WAG Sex News: French WAG claims she wasn’t getting banged 5X a week by John Terry [Goaly Moly]
Video of the Weekend: Chick freaks the f@ck out as Ichiro gets to know her [MaddenCowboy]
Red Cup Photos: Da’Rick Rogers is the UT toolbag who fought cops at Knoxville bar [FratHouse]
Get Fired From Work Photos: Petra will get you canned from that PT job [BoobieBlog]
That would be Kelly Brook dressed/looking like Princess Leia [Guyism]
Photos: Chaz Bono just another fat dude getting a decent looking chick [Celebslam]
Sophie Turner. Beach. Bikini. Gallery. [The Beer Goggler]
…and finally, you can now go to eBay and buy Obama Chia pets…via [The Linkiest]