Daily Dump: Dan Gilbert Is Now A God To Those Who Usually Hate Pompous Asshole Rich Guys Who Own Basketball Teams, Boston Poon For Cavs Fan, Justin Bieber On LBJ, LeBron Blog Needs New Name & Gemma Atkinson Brings Boob Salad To Picnic

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AnnaLynne McCord. A pool. Bikini. A huge gallery. Bang it here, Cleveland fan.

Yep, we ended up breaking down and took our bored asses to the bar for the LeDecision.

That would be an Ohio bar. Not too far from Cleveland. Close enough to feel the pain of those who’ve bought LeBron jerseys, fell victim to the stupid Witness campaigns and the people who didn’t exactly need to have yet another “The” added to their list of painful moments in sports history.

We’re not Cleveland fans, but there is something about a guy telling his hometown to f@ck off and let me come home someday that just doesn’t feel right.

Then we hear Mark Jackson on ESPN saying how he wanted his children to sit down and watch how LeBron handled the situation. Yeah, so kids, when times get tough, just quit and look for a team where you can stack the deck.

BC has told you time after time, the NBA is a horrible pile of shit. Horrible. Ask yourself how many teams have won championships over the last 30 years. Then look at baseball and do the same. And the NFL. And the NHL. And Major League Lacrosse.

Oh, one last thing. We love how LeBron held his little ESPN broadcast blow job at a Boys and Girls club. “Hey, it won’t look like I’m a total asshole with all these kids behind me.”

Black kids actually live in Greenwich, Conn? They must have bused them in.

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Today’s Dump:

…we get started with Dan Gilbert’s “He quit” interview with the AP – must read [Plain Dealer]

Boston fans reach out with some poon for Cleveland fan – meet Danielle [Barstool]

So that is why LeBron opened the Twitter acct. – to send spike in a little deeper [YouBeenBlinded]

In case you wondered what Justin Bieber thought of the LBJ decision [Ball Don't Lie]

Help! LeBron James/Cavs blog now in need of a new name [King James Gospel]

How about a couple of new “Michelle Wie Looks Like A Hooker” photos [Sportress]

Yep, you want to see this Maryland cheerleader in her bikini [FratHouseSports]

Today’s Tail:

NSFW Veronica that’ll get you fired in Cleveland, but at this point f@ck it [Boobie Blog]

Andreia is Portugese and we’re pretty sure doesn’t give two f@cks where LeBron plays [DJ Mick]

Gemma Atkinson goes to a picnic and brings this boob salad [Don Chavez]

Probably the worst Photoshopped Pic Of Alessandra Ambrosio You’ll Ever See [Guyism]

10 Best Places To Find A Chick Willing To Bang Your Goofy Ass This Summer [BroBible]

22 Jiggling Boob GIFs that should take attention away from LeBitch [Coed]

Um, LeBron news can wait…we have Rosie Huntington-Whitely nudies! [Yeeeah]

Sara Jean Underwood. Guitars. Gallery. [Brosome]

Foreign poon in case you are Eastern European and living in Cleveland [CelebSlam]

Hey Cleveland fan, Angelina should help ease your pain [The Beer Goggler]

Still hurting? Tata Thursday will be remember for racks and LeBron being a bitch [Funtasticus]

Love this headline: Greta Gerwig’s pointy bergs….! [Nudography]

New use for the Q in Cleveland – Trashy Wrestling Girls! [Uncoached]

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