Cuff 'Em: JaFatty Russell Busted For Having Sip-Sip

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From al.com (Mobile Press-Register):

“Former Oakland Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell was arrested today and accused of possession of a controlled substance, according to the Mobile County Sheriff’s Office. The substance was codeine syrup, spokeswoman Lori Myles said.  Myles said Russell was arrested at his home early this afternoon during an undercover investigation.  Police did not find a prescription for the codeine during their search, Myles said.”

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We told you guys a couple years ago that this fat f@ck was worthless. Dude got his first paycheck and turned into JaFatty. Now he’s getting turned in by some snitches for having some sip-sip. There will never be another down in the NFL. Moving on.

The other angle to this story is that it was actually broken by a summer intern (Daniela’s Twitter account – here) at the Mobile Press-Register. Suck it,  Schefter. You were busy sucking down a few meat missiles and Daniela was out pounding the NFL gossip pavement. Good for her.

[JaMarcus Russell arrested for possession of controlled substance]

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