“A teenage football fan has been shot dead after irratating his neighbour by playing a vuvuzela. Asanda Cele was blasted twice in the head and once in the arm, according to police. The 14-year-old was found in the man’s back garden and rushed to hospital but died of his injuries.”
According to the report, the neighbor thought he was being robbed and started shooting. Look, the stupid noisemakers are annoying but this scenario might have been settled by ripping the vuvuzela from his hands and smacking Asanda against the head. Just sayin’.