Daily Dump: John Isner Now Getting Mass Tail, Corrections Officer Poses For Playboy, Anna Kournikova Back At Wimbledon, Kyle Boller Getting Married, Pau Gasol’s GF, Ronaldo Spits, OD On Miranda Kerr And NSFW Shake Weight Pics!

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Translation: “I do much dirty things to John Isner.” More pics of Kamila, here!

From the NY Post’s Page Six:

After John Isner won an epic three-day match against Nicolas Mahut at Wimbledon last Thursday only to lose in straight sets to Thiemo de Bakker the next day, the tennis star needed a bit of cheering up. So friends took Isner to Butter Monday night after he came to town to tape “Late Show With David Letterman” earlier that day. “He was with a bunch of guys, and they were picking up women,” said a source. Although he wasn’t “messed up,” a spy said he was “enjoying his booze and the scene. They were dancing and having the best time flirting.”

This guy, given 2 months (think: U.S. Open), will be the male version of Anna Kournikova. He won’t win tennis tournaments, but chicks will go nuts over his beauty and his endurance. As you’d expect, we’re jealous of his prowess and for owning that tennis record that will get him tail for the rest of his life.

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Today’s Dump:

…we get started with the corrections officer who posed for Playboy [Flisted]

Argentina’s Sexiest Fan also goes by one name – Dorismar (photo dump coming) [Asylum]

Anna Kournikova back on the courts at Wimbledon! Sexy! Charity! Legs! [PickMeUpNews]

Awesome! Fayetteville State cheerleaders take part in explicit rap video [Fayetteville Observer]

QB Kyle Boller to officially marry Carrie Prejean (photos!) this Friday! [Bleacher Report]

Pics: Pau Gasol’s girlfriend – but he still carries the bitch bag in relationship [Larry Brown]

World Cup WAGs – Frank Lampard is about to make his WAG very rich [Goaly Moly]

World Cup Spitters – Here is the Ronaldo video you’ve been looking for [Who Ate All...]

World Cup Brawls: Team Mexico family vs. Mexican officials [The Spoiler]

Cedric Benson arrested for assault…pffttt….someone stole his Sun Chips [With Leather]

Jeopardy Dorks Totally Stumped By John Wooden Question [The Dagger]

Cool: Awesome Hiding Spots For Illegal Aliens [Uncoached]

Today’s Tail:

5 Employees Who’ve Lost Jobs Over Sexy Pics [The Frisky]

If Forbes Had A List Men Really Cared About – Top Topless Celebrities [Coed]

Is it possible to OD on Miranda Kerr lingerie pics? Because we’re going to try [DJ Mick]

The Search For New England’s Best Can can officially be called off after seeing this! [Barstool]

…while we’re at it…Penelope Cruz and her bathing suit wedgie [Don Chavez]

Erection News: Irina Sheik and Jessica White hug – alot – at a Vegas pool party [Guyism]

The cutest, most normal chick in today’s dump – Anya [CelebSlam]

Your greatest NSFW foreign magazine of the day – Extremo [NSFW POA]

The Hottest Lady Gaga Photos – EVER! [Yeeeah]

NSFW Shake Weight Photos: If you are going to get fired…..[Sexy And Funny]

Coco’s Giant Ass Vs. A Tiny Red Bikini – Who You Got? [LaxTime]

Update Your Celeb Sex Tape List: Kerry Katona vid waiting to drop [Nudography]

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