Nightcapper: Kelly Brook Unleashes Green Bikini, Motorboatable Cleavage On Internets
We’ve been keeping track of Kelly Brook frolicking in Barbados. Yeah, it’s a tough job. Normally the photo duties go to Big Gay Rich but he usually avoids the cool shit, like boobs, for queer shit like Brian Austin Greene lounging on the beach.
Today the straight editors at this joint took control and snagged these images of Brook getting soaked in the Atlantic Ocean.
All you college guys busy chasing 20-year-old tail need to realize that this is a 30-year-old rack. Aged to perfection. Aged on tofu and organic black beans from Trader Joe’s.
If only she were down going on dinner dates with a pudgy blogger who enjoys nights of SportsCenter and talk sports radio?
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