Cuff 'Em: Does This Look Like A Cleveland Indians Minor Leaguer Who'd Kick A Bouncer's Ass?

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From Cleveland’s Fox 8:

Two Cleveland Indian minor leaguers were arrested on Wednesday night and charged with felonious assault for their roles in a bar fight in early June.

According to Lt. Rick Edwards of the Akron Police Department, Beau Mills and Jerad Head, both members of the Akron Aeros, turned themselves into police last night around 11:30 pm. The two were arrested for allegedly beating and kicking an off-duty night club bouncer at the Whiskey Dick’s bar and nightclub at 1 West Exchange Street in Akron on June 3.

We miss the good old days of the 1980s when minor leaguers were kicking ass from coast to coast. This is really nothing that is being blown up into something by the Cleveland media who are just happy that someone within the organization is hitting.

In other news, nothing good ever comes from partying at places named Whiskey Dick’s. Either you are walking out in cuffs or with a STD. And in, of all places, Akron! Those $1 beers and $2 bombs might look good on paper but never end up being worth the cost of an attorney.

[Indians Prospects Arrested for Felonious Assault]

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