Daily Dump: Melissa Satta’s Insane Bikini Soccer Throw-In, Philly Phanatic Tea Bagging, Wimbledon Nose Picker Eats It, Strasburg Baseball Card Soars Over $100k, Lionel Messi Misses Oasis, 13 Smartest Porn Stars And A Ke$ha Nip Slip

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Melissa Satta with the hottest inbounds toss we’ve see all week or year.

We just hope that the Insane Tennis Match doesn’t end quickly today. At least give us, like, 2.5 hours just so these two no-names put this record out of reach.

The always great Page Six over at NY Post has a very interesting sports/entertainment story that revolves around the love-fest going on between the odd couple of Mickey Rourke and Chris Bosh.

Mickey Rourke and Toronto Raptor Chris Bosh must have the same hairdresser. The actor and the NBA star were at the Waverly Inn raving over one another’s newly shorn ‘dos. Rourke was spotted just a day earlier at the premiere for the Oliver Stone movie “South of the Border” with long locks he’d grown since his comeback in “The Wrestler.” His new short look was described by a fellow diner as “totally ‘9½ Weeks,’ ” referring to Rourke’s steamy 1980s flick. Bosh told Rourke that the heat and his free agency this summer inspired him to trim his trademark dreadlocks.

There you have it. Now you’ll know the inside story on Bosh’s dreads. Your wife/GF/gay lover will be impressed by your level of gossip knowledge over dinner later tonight.

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Today’s Dump:

…we get started with the Philly Phanatic tea bagging another mascot [The Fightins]

Wimbledon Nose Picker: Yep, he eats eat [Barstool]

All the important bullet points you need from the “Insane Tennis Match” [Busted Racquet]

Seriously, this Stephen Strasburg baseball card is over $100k on eBay [Last Angry Fan]

Vegas Virgin Alert! Sidney Crosby has arrived for 1st time in Sin City [Luxe Life]

LSU dance team tryouts make us want to go back to college – NOW! [FOTP]

Lionel Messi totally depressed that Oasis have split up – seriously [Goaly Moly]

If You Are Gay: Guess The World Cup Player Or Male Model [Details]

10 Musical Instruments That Rival The Vuvuzela For Annoyance [Ted Williams Head]

World Cup Bodypainting Fetishes: Chinese women [Funtasticus]

Video: Best Reason For LeBron To Leave Cleveland – these idiots [OneQuickBeer]

Today’s Tail:

10 Women Worth Paying To See In A Skin Flick [Uncoached]

10 Things In Porn That Won’t Be Happening In Your Stupid Life [Coed]

13 All-Time Smartest Porn Stars [Ranker]

5 Sexiest Miranda Kerr Videos Before She Went And Got Engaged [BroBible]

Sophie Turner Does It Again – Showing Leg While Modeling This Car [Heyman Hustle]

Kelly Brook getting out of a car and her legs making an appearance [UseMyComputer]

Vegas model Sarah Elize, her insane boobs & her TwitPic shots [Boobie Blog]

Ke$ha nip slip for those who’ve been waiting for that [CelebSlam]

Old Chicks That Deserve A LookGeri Halliwell filling out a bikini quite nicely [Dirty Rotten…]

Nicole is from Oklahoma, has bleached hair and scares the shit out of us [Flisted]

Bikini To See Today: Jessica Hart! Purple! Those abs! [HQ Celebrity]

Salma Hayek’s boobs on Letterman were talking to us [The Nip Slip]

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