Seriously, she goes by the name Celeste Star.
We’re cutting this Dump off early today. We need to bring you photos of Joe Morgan’s daughters.
Last night we caught The Two Escobars on ESPN’s 30 on 30, or whatever that series is called. Awesome documentary that mixes every guy’s dream – sports, drugs and building homes for the poor.
If you missed this one, buy it or DVR it soon. You’ll thank us later.
…we get started with Ty Lawson wanting to bone K. Kardashian for 17 min. [Barstool]
FBI now controlling Tiger banner airplanes! [TMZ]
Well Looky Here: 2010 Heisman odds are out (jump on this OSU fan) [BetVega]
Hopefully the complete history of Cristiano Ronaldo’s chicks [Complex]
If You Like Jersey Shore: Catch this Royals prospect doing some Pauly D [Big League Stew]
Jerry Seinfeld not down with Lady Gaga’s baseball bullshit [Larry Brown]
72 Bikini Chicks Doing The Baywatch Run & Looking Hot [Coed]
This Should Keep You Busy: 100 Hottest Entourage Women [BroBible]
Canadian Magazine Poon: Kim Cloutier in lingerie for Cosmo! [Guyism]
It’s been weeks since we looked at Brooklyn Decker in this [Funtasticus]
Yet another hot, big chested British actress hits the surf in a bikini [Boobie Blog]
The Taylor Swift bikini that makes her look like she’s living in the ’20s [Don Chavez]
For those who have been jonesing to virtually motorboat Elizabeth Hurley [Popoholic]
Motorboat This! Helen Mirren topless and in a bathtub! YUM! [CelebSlam]
Porn Parodies: The one based on The Breakfast Club [Celebrity Odor]
Video: Russians figure out how to sell car insurance with boobs [Totally Crap]
We’re surprised Genna G. hasn’t found a ESPN X Games guy to do yet [Uncoached]