Cuff 'Em: Brit Fan Invades England Locker Room Looking For A Pisser, Rips Team's Performance!

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england vs algeriaThe big news after England’s 0-0 match Friday versus Algeria? This guy, Pavlos Joseph, was arrested after somehow getting into the English locker room where he allegedly asked for someone to point him towards a pisser.

‘The next thing I knew, there was David Beckham standing in front of me. I froze and looked round. I saw Joe Cole walk naked out of the shower a few feet away from me. He glanced at me and then did a massive double take.

‘Then David looked at me. His face seemed to drop. Everything seemed to happen in slow motion. The room was dead silent. The players were sitting on benches with towels round their waists just looking at me. It was surreal.’

[The Daily Mail]

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