Daily Dump: Japanese Porn Star’s Offer To Chinese Men, Victoria’s Secret Models In Cubs/Sox Panty War!, A Piece Of Boston Ass, Jojo/Celtics Hat Sexiness, Tony Parker Spermination, Jessica Pare NSFW Caps & Elizabeth Berkley Vag Cap!

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Brazil’s latest export to drive American men nuts: Camila Alves.

Yeah, we’re late with the Dump this morning. Deal with it.

BC needed an hour or two to ponder Marvin Harrison being a badass, ass capping, gun toting tough guy.

We’re also trying to figure out how Jaime Moyer, 47, could possibly beat the Yankees. It happened last night. Old shit is starting to make Gaylord Perry think about a comeback.

Then we see this from today’s Page Six:

The octogenarians love Yankees outfielder Brett Gardner. At an appearance sponsored by Popchips at Duane Reade at 61st and Lexington Avenue, an elderly woman came up to him and gave him a batch of homemade cookies in exchange for two autographed baseballs for her grandkids. “She said, ‘I am a huge fan, I made you some cookies so you can kick Philly’s butt,’ ” a witness recounted.

Moyer: Suck it, grandma.

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Today’s Dump:

…and WTF is Keanu Reeves doing on the C train? Yep, that’s really him [The Daily What]

Don’t Miss This: Japanese porn star’s sex offer to Chinese for 1937 invasion! [BroBible]

2 Victoria’s Secret chicks in Cubs/Sox gear that need to just make out already [Guyism]

A piece of Boston ass for Celtics fan if things go really shitty tonight [Barstool]

Staying on topic….Jojo’s sexy Twitter pic in Celts gear [GlamCrunch]

Ben Gals take abs to a Cincinnati Reds game! [Don Chavez]

Soccer Pussies: 10 Worst ‘Dives’ In History Of YouTube Uploading [It’s Always Sunny …]

If Odom/Lakers lose you might be able to blame the E! sports/reality show curse [Bleacher Report]

It’s Official: Tony Parker gave Eva a French spermination [Popeater]

Ponder This: The NFL’s Offensive Player Of The Year makes $550k [Tennessean]

Video: Ukrainian Parliament goes crazy over banning of vuvuzelas (eggs?) [Ted Williams Head]

Video: Jimmy Kimmel nails the lack of scoring in the World Cup via NBA [NextRound]

Today’s Tail:

Weather Girls: 10 Hottest Doppler Divas On TV – EVER! [Manofest]

Boobs. A chick named Alex. Your credit card is about to get maxed [Coed]

Jessica Pare’s NSFW chesty Hot Tub Time Machine screen caps [Nudography]

Even more English women get naked for the World Cup [NSFW POA]

Staying on topic…Sophie Reade barely contained in this bikini [Dirty Rotten]

For Those Seeking Busty Women Wrapped Like A Lunch Sandwich (NSFW) [Boobie Blog]

Vanessa Hudgens and her ass hit the beach, photography ensues [CelebSlam]

Hump Day Hotties to get you through your Thursday including UPS Girls! [Funtasticus]

Could we please get Holly Madison’s boobs covered in this cake? Please? [Celebrity Odor]

In case you’ve been waiting for the Elizabeth Berkley Showgirls vag screen cap [Nip Slip]

Yep, new Miranda Kerr photos where she’s obviously wanting us [Moe Jackson]

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