Cuff 'Em: Virginia Military Institute Football Media Dork, Former ESPNer Christian Hoffman Confesses To Stealing Women's Panties
From WSLS in Roanoke (pffft, obviously they are Roanoke’s news leader & have the biggest/strongest/deepest Doppler in southern Virginia):
The Rockbridge County sheriffâ€™s office arrested VMI assistant athletic director for media relations, Christian Hoffman, on several charges involving breaking into a home and stealing womenâ€™s underwear.
Hoffman is free on bond.Â When asked if Christian Hoffman was available for comment Monday afternoon at his home, a man looking exactly like Hoffman answered the door and said he was not.
VMIâ€™s 2009 football media guide states Hoffman helped write it.Â It also credits Hoffman with the cover design.
A short bio inside the football media guide states Hoffman is married and has been employed at VMI for the past six years.
Dude minored in Religion during his college days at Lee University. Oh, and did we mention that his cached bio on the VMI site says he used to work ESPN Sunday Night Baseball broadcasts? Of course Deadspin will turn this into a piece by Noon.
Maybe we aren’t the thrill seekers as BC was back in the 16-23 year range, but breaking into apartments to steal panties just doesn’t get it done for us. You break into the wrong place and college chick’s 6-5 (farmer strong), 240-lb. linebacker boyfriend might be over for a night of poon.
And why risk your career, marriage, pension, etc. over a pair of undies?
If you know Christian Hoffman and want to send along his email, Facebook account, etc. so we could ask him these questions, email us.