Hot Chicks With Guitars They Can’t Play….introducing Michelle.
….and we’re back from 6 days in Mexico.
Things should get back to normal after fighting for a couple days with Mexican Wi-Fi at a rate of “fuck off and get to the beach,” download speed.
We tried, fellas.
It was a pretty good week of dicking off and watching South American ladies go topless. What we cannot, and will never understand, is the man-kini.
Would a Euro dude who visits this site please explain why you want your hairy inside thigh to be exposed to women? Why you need a tight, uncomfortable piece of fabric playing tight man-to-man defense on your penis? Why you want your ass to get plenty of sun?
And what’s up with Mexican TV? Can an American get something other than Rachel Ray & Judge Judy in English?
ESPN was in Spanish. The Finals were in Spanish. All 25 soccer channels were in Spanish. Even Mr. F@cking T infomercials were in Spanish.
It’s good to be home.
…we get started with one of our favorite genres – supermodel/ice cream [Don Chavez]
PIC: Wayne Rooney taking a leak on a rock while playing golf in Spain [Dirty Tackle]
South African Noisemakers…Take Your Vuvuzela & Shove It Up Your Ass [Legend of Cecilio]
Katy Perry’s World Cup outfit? [The Beer Goggler]
Staying on subject….sexy women promoting Umbro outfits! [Bleacher Report]
Even sexier World Cup chicks who should be promoting Umbro outfits [Angry T]
Photo: French WAGs traveling to South Africa [Kickette]
US futbol highlight shows would be much better with nip slips (NSFW) [Totally Crap]
In case you haven’t seen Vince Young getting punchy at a strip club [YouBeenBlinded]
…and the video of Wally Backman dropping f-bombs in 2007 [MetsPolice]
WTF is this shit! Nice Toyota sign at Wrigley Field [Out of Bounds]
This would have helped over the weekend – How To Talk Dirty In Bed [Coed]
This is what we saw plenty of in Mexico – Boobies! [Boobie Blog]
Chest ballet? What will these women think of next to make money? [Dirty Rotten]
The total destruction of Pam Anderson’s once hot body rolls on [CelebSlam]
Now this is a great bikini model name – Ember Reigns [Heyman Hustle]
We’d so do dirty things to Natalie Portman [Popoholic]
Stacy Keibler. Muscle Milk. Photos. Holy Shit. [DJ Mick]
Chicks Lighting Farts – The Fails! [Regretful Morning]
…and finally, the hot chick from Ice Road Truckers who, like her counterparts, most likely lights up a semi cab with horrible gas [Esquire]