Cuff ‘Em: 7 Ways To Tell If The Crack Whore At Your Door Is An Actual College Cheerleader

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We wanted to make sure this one was featured here on Busted Coverage because it makes for great bullet-point lessons for idiot Americans.

From last week WCBD in Charleston, South Carolina:

Coastal Carolina University’s Department of Public Safety arrested a woman for posing as a university cheerleader and going door-to-door to solicit money.  Officials say 24-year-old Andrea Nicole Spencer claimed the money would be used to purchase uniforms.

Now, if you were taken by this chick, shame on you for not following “BC’s Fool Proof Way To Figure Out If That Is A College Cheerleader At Your Door.”

• The face. If they look like a crack whore, usually they are crack whores and not cheerleaders.

• Ask her to sing the school fight song. The whole thing.

• Tell her to do a few back handsprings.

• Tell her to name the school mascot.

• Ask her the date of the last bikini car wash she has participated in.

• Break out your Dong Bong and ask her to pound a few cold ones.

• Quiz her on which football players she’s banged from the end of the season until the spring game.

If the girl at your door is able to complete/pass 5 out of 7, she’s a college cheerleader and you can give her money for new uniforms.

Otherwise, she’s just a crack whore looking to score a few bucks to get blazed.

You’ve been warned.

[Woman accused of posing as a college cheerleader to solicit money]

 

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