Weekend Fun: NSFW Adult Game ‘BoneTown’ Will Make Your Degenerate Ass Forget About Grand Theft Auto

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We only have one thing for you guys this weekend and BC editors think they’ve found a diamond-in-the-rough video game that has the chance to become a cult classic for men who are tired from a week of bullshit work at a bullshit job.

Enter the folks at D-Dub Software, the developers of BoneTown, the very first action adventure porno game where you’ll fight “The Man” who is trying to “moralize” the free-loving, hard partying city of BoneTown.

Don’t miss the insane game trailer after the jump.

You’ll be fighting “The Man” by getting laid, but you’ll have to work your way up the hierarchy of slump busters until you reach the mountain and start boning chicks of Alessandra Ambrosio, Kelly Brook, Adriana Lima, Jordan Carver-like quality.

From the game makers:

Fighting alongside such BoneTown heroes as Jesus and Ron Jeremy and armed with mighty fists, tasty booze, crazy drugs, and a big cock, you are the town’s only hope. The possibilities are endless in BoneTown, so make sure to get the video game the Man doesn’t want you to play–before they can shut us down!

Here is why this game rocks. Stereotypes.

There are crazy implanted hooker-types. Butt-Man. Stoner guy. Trailer park trash guy wearing his Homeland Trailer Park shirt. Oh, did we mention he’s Hasidic? Name another game featuring a Hasidic Jew living in a trailer park who is living in the park with his giant chested wife instead of buying the trailer park and then over charging the residents.

Genius.

Get the game, forget about the impending job loss, the nagging wife and oil ruining your trip to Pensacola. You’ll thank us later.

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