Cuff ‘Em: Marla Gurecki-Haskins Accused Of Teacher/Student BJ In Her Classroom

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The sultry details of how Marla Gurecki-Haskins got herself in hot water this week via alleged student/teacher sex are amazing.

Let’s just say the 37-year-old special ed teacher must have been a little horned up because risking your career to blow one of your students usually isn’t thought of as resume material.

Details after the jump.

From the Rochester Democrat & Chronicle:

She is accused of using a cell phone to invite a 16-year-old male student to have sex with her, Welch said. She is also accused of performing oral sex on a 17-year-old male student while in the school. She is also accused of communicating with two 16-year-old boys electronically — via cell phone, texts and emails — to encourage them to have a sexual relationship with her, Welch said.

All of the incidents occurred in April, according to police.

Rock on, horny teacher lady.

And here we always thought it was just guys making booty calls. The desperation on her part is the strange angle to this story. Couldn’t she just go to a BWs or some random sports bar wearing some low-cut top and sip a cocktail until 10-15 guys converge on her?

Pick one, hit the local Best Western and get it out of your system.

Blowing a student in school? Sad, Marla. Very sad.

[Marla Gurecki-Haskins faces sex charges involving 3 Canandaigua students]

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