Weekend MLB Streaker Report: Shirtless Rays Fan Jukes Jacked Up Tampa Security Forces
Posted: This weekend
Premise of Video: Shirtless dude decides the best way to spend his weekend would be with a run on the Tropicana Field. He puts on a couple of moves that throw off the fat, former Marines who are just waiting to crush some 155-lb. punk who wants to go a few rounds.
Climax of Video: The guy in the dark blue shirt gets juked, leaving him crawling on the carpet.
Conclusion: We’re thinking about starting a ratings index to give these streakers their due and give them goals to accomplish while streaking. Way too many of these guys just run around the outfield. How about having the nuts to go Pete Rose into second – while shirtless, of course.