Daily Dump: Rachel Uchitel To Get Naked For Playboy, Lawrence Taylor Pep Rally, Cheryl Burke Now A WAG?, Tebow Nails 12 Dongs, Bryan Bulaga Nails 12 Dongs, Charlize Theron At Grocery & Chicks Depanting

The Afternoon Dump: Glen Davis Effs Up, Mike Brown Is Fired, Tiger Hooking Up With Video Game Babes, Drunkness At Preakness, Damn Ethical Dilemmas, Sexy CPR Rocks, Melissa Girlado Loves Thongs, & Photogenic Lilya KulikThe Afternoon Dump: Glen Davis Effs Up, Mike Brown Is Fired, Tiger Hooking Up With Video Game Babes, Drunkness At Preakness, Damn Ethical Dilemmas, Sexy CPR Rocks, Melissa Girlado Loves Thongs, & Photogenic Lilya Kulik
Cuff 'Em Update: Dovie Lee Kerner (Allegedly Had) Horse/Pig/Dog Sex & We Have Her Yearbook PhotoCuff 'Em Update: Dovie Lee Kerner (Allegedly Had) Horse/Pig/Dog Sex & We Have Her Yearbook Photo

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Yes, that is what Tom Brady was wearing out this weekend.

We watched exactly zero sports this weekend. Zero.

No gambling on sports. Maybe 10 minutes of SportsCenter. No Preakness.

But we did notice that our Cincinnati Reds have overtaken the Cardinals for first place in the Central. Suck it, Will Leitch.

And this.

RACHEL UCHITEL WILL GET NAKED FOR PLAYBOY. That’s the breaking news this morning from TMZ.

Enjoy your Monday. We have a gift coming up.

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Today’s Dump:

…how can we possibly not start with this Lawrence Taylor pep rally? [FOTP]

Fight! Cameron Diaz Vs. Kate Hudson – The prize? ARod’s attention [CelebSlam]

Cheryl Burke officially an NFL WAG? The photos seem to suggest it [The YBF]

Tim Tebow hits 12 of 15 BP pitches out of the park [Big League Stew]

Packers OT #1 draft pick Bryan Bulaga goes 12-for-15 in BP dongs [Larry Brown]

Joe Maddon: Shirtless streaker is compliment to Tampa Rays organization [Out of Bounds]

10 Celebrities Caught Staring At The Laker Girls [Manofest]

Just Sayin’: New Broncos cheerleader’s mother is named Muffy [Ultimate Cheerleaders]

Holy Implant God! Shauna Sand and Taylor Wayne at the beach!! [Boobie Blog]

Top 5 Hottie Index In Case You Were In Jail Last Week [BroBible]

Imagine going to the grocery store and finding Charlize Theron wearing this [DJ Mick]

A Genre Gallery We Wish BC Thought Of: Chicks Depanting Their Friends [Uncoached]

Didn’t Happen To Us This Weekend: Two chicks doing body shots [Funtasticus]

Nothing gets our asses in gear on a Monday like Stacy Keibler leg shots [Heyman...]

Eva Mendes out and about looking ass-tastic [HQ-Celebrity]

Listen Up, Morons – How to introduce your GF to porn [Coed]

…and finally, we found a chick for Kevin the Intern – Singing Sarah [Holy Taco]

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