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Cuff ‘Em Update: Dovie Lee Kerner (Allegedly Had) Horse/Pig/Dog Sex & We Have Her Yearbook Photo

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dovie lee kerner yearbook photo smallA few weeks ago the Internet went nuts with news that a Pennsylvania woman was arrested on allegations of horse/pig/dog sex.

Oh, and then there were the allegations that Dovie Lee Kerner gave a Jack Russell terrier a STD.

We asked Busted Coverage Nation to find us a photo of this woman. Today our search ended thanks to DJ Little. Dovie – circa 1981.

Our contribution to society – after the jump.

dovie lee kerner yearbook photo

From the initial news report on the allegations:

One of the officials said she received a phone call from a confidential informant who asked her if it was illegal to have sex with an animal. When told yes, the informant said he had a video on his cell phone of Kerner having sex with a horse, court documents state.

Because of Kerner’s alleged sexual activities with other men and animals, the informant, who had dated the woman, and his Jack Russell terrier both contracted sexually transmitted diseases, court documents state.

Does this really look like the face of a woman who enjoys blowing a Jack Russell terrier?

We’ve seen some pigs in our day. (Ever been to one of the Detroit casinos? God only knows what some of those gutter tramps are doing behind closed Dumpster doors.)

Dovie has that “I will eventually be picked up and be a columnist for The Onion,” look. But pig sex? Is that even possible?

Frankly, if this goes to trial this will be the Greatest Jury Trial Of 2010.

We pray it happens.

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