If you are a Denver Broncos cheerleader who made the team after Sunday’s audition finale held at a charter school auditorium, we want to ask you a few questions.
Email us. We won’t stalk. Swear. email@example.com
Anyway, we want to know how it feels to know that the dude wearing #15 on the sidelines has never – EVER! – had the pleasure of entering a vagine. Ever! Dude is now the face of the franchise and hasn’t taken the kayak down the Colorado River.
We’re talking uncharted water here fellas. So when Matt Farley at Metromix Denver sent word earlier this week that he had the pleasure of shooting 124 photos of the Denver Broncos cheerleader auditions, the first thing that came to our minds was that these ladies must be going nuts knowing that deflowering Tebow would get them fired but one helluva book deal.
Just think of the US Weekly, People, Entertainment Tonight, Busted Coverage bikini spread, Insider, etc. deals that would come along with being the first chick to have the Tebow meat missile.
Anyway, this is the NFL and the cheerleaders have poses Tebow didn’t see in Gainesville. If this doesn’t make his head spin and cause smoke to billow from his ears, we feel sorry for the virgin.
“8 Sexually Suggestive Denver Cheerleader Positions That Should Make Tim Tebow Blush,” after the jump.
Like we said above, visit Metromix Denver for 100+ more photos of the action.