Tiger Woods Has "Bulging Dick", Pulls Out Of Players Championship
Posted: 2 seconds after it was uttered.
Premise of Video: We think this is from the Golf Channel. A female reporter is doing her report on Tiger Woods leaving the Players Championship and this little slip of the tongue instantly became fodder for us idiots that giggle at such f@ck ups.
Climax of Video: Tiger pulled out with a “bulging dick.” There you have it, fellas, the moneyshot.
Conclusion: Muffin. He’s had way too much muffin and it will ruin a golf game. We happen to know from prior experience. We went from a 8 handicap to a 16 after a crazy one-night muffin incident back in ’01. (Did you see Betty White talking about her muffin. SEE IT NOW!)