Daily Dump: The Texas A&M Tennis Player In A Bikini, NY Jets Flight Crew Auditions, Eric Byrnes Turns To Softball, Johnny Damon Sleep Issues, John Mayer’s Faggish Tennis Outfit, Sasha Grey Talks About Porn 9-To-5 And Brooke Hogan Hoots Hit The Beach

The Afternoon Dump: Best Phillies Taser Parodies, Retarded Names For Tim Tebow, Best Tennis Sight: Maria Sharapova, Not Allowed To Wear USA Shirts, Do The Dick Slang, Gorgeous Dana Barese, & Kari Traa Looks Good In The SnowThe Afternoon Dump: Best Phillies Taser Parodies, Retarded Names For Tim Tebow, Best Tennis Sight: Maria Sharapova, Not Allowed To Wear USA Shirts, Do The Dick Slang, Gorgeous Dana Barese, & Kari Traa Looks Good In The Snow
Cuff 'Em: Indiana Students Stephanie Greco & Thomas Bonifield Get Naked Inside Random HouseCuff 'Em: Indiana Students Stephanie Greco & Thomas Bonifield Get Naked Inside Random House

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Just another hot chick named Elana whose body won’t disappoint you on this Friday.

Lawrence Taylor never ceases to amaze us.

First off there is no way this guy is passing a drug test. And second, what the hell is he doing in Suffern, NY, an out of the way place on the Northern New Jersey border?

So his attorney says LT just wants to go home to Florida. Well, douchebag, you could have been in Florida instead of banging underage chicks being slaved out by some strung out crackhead pimp.

And speaking of douchebags messing around with young chicks, we read this morning that Joe Francis is teaming up with Mark Cuban’s HDNet for a series to find “America’s Hottest Chick.”

This shouldn’t end well.

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Today’s Dump:

…let’s get things started with this Texas A&M tennis player in a bikini [FratHouse]

You have to read about the crazy bastard who was jerking it on Az. State chicks [LVRJ]

Investigation: The Hottest Women To Ever Appear On Friday Night Lights [Bleacher Report]

Your gigantic NY Jets Flight Crew audition photo gallery [Ultimate Cheerleaders]

Best. Sports.Rant. This Week. No more clues, just watch [Legend of Cecilio Guante]

Eric Byrnes to join softball team, play against fat guys on Coors Light steroids [Joe Sports Fan]

Johnny Damon figures out why he can’t sleep lately – Red Bull [MLive]

The douchey mayoral bet in Blackhawks-Canucks series: hot dogs vs. salmon [Puck Daddy]

Don’t be a pussy – check out John Mayer in this hot tennis outfit [Yeeeah]

People Getting Hit In The Face With Water Filled Condoms – A Gallery [I Heart Chaos]

The evolution of rednecks & mowing their lawns [The File Dump]

The Week of The Taser: Car chase ends with dude going into river, tasing…via [Linkiest]

The only stupid women’s magazine your wife/GF/gay lover needs to read [Tumblr]

Today’s Tail:

Sasha Grey talks about banging from 9-to-5 in the porn industry [BroBible]

Heidi Montag wants to go even bigger than this! [Boobie Blog]

Ashley Tisdale sucking down an ice cream cone – a gallery [CelebSlam]

Brooke Hogan and the hoots hit up Miami Beach [HQ-Celebrity]

One of our favorite weeks: Nurses Week (if only these women were the norm) [Gunaxin]

Which leads us to 36 Extremely Nursable Nurses [Coed]

Going to St. Louis this weekend? You’ll want to hit on this chick [Inside Stl]

Instant bone material: Carmen Electra acting dirty with this chair [Don Chavez]

99 Pics Of Scarlett Johansson in case you forgot how great her skin is [Manofest]

This is what you get when mixing Israeli, Egyptian, Iraqi & Irish blood [Uncoached]

Imagine going for a walk and seeing Stacy Keibler doing the same [Heyman Hustle]

We’re only linking to these Rosie Jones pics because of the Ultimate Warrior gif [Turd Furguson]

…and finally, the Real Housewife who put her toddler in stilettos [PopCrunch]

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