Cuff 'Em: Indiana Students Stephanie Greco & Thomas Bonifield Get Naked Inside Random House
Two IU students were arrested after police say they were found drunk and naked inside a Bloomington home early Wednesday morning.
Police say they were called to a home in the 300 block of North Washington Street around 4 a.m. after several roommates spotted inside their home Thomas Bonifield and Stephanie Greco, both 22.
The roommates told police they were awakened by a naked Bonifield wandering their house. When a female resident confronted Bonifield, he began masturbating, walked into another room and passed out, the roommates told police.
Meanwhile, a resident found Stephanie Greco naked and passed out on some stairs. The resident woke Greco and gave her a T-shirt. She left the home while the residents dealt with Bonifield, police say.
And there you have it, our Best College Arrest Story Of The 2009-2010 School Year just days from the end of the school year at Indiana.
Of course we did our job and efforted Ms. Greco’s social networking presence and found her Twitter account to be of serious interest.
And there you have it. If you are single and looking for action, get your asses to Indiana this weekend because it sounds like Mr. Bonifield didn’t get the job done.
How drunk must one be to start yanking it in some random house in front of a chick? That is blotto beyond the normal blotto.
We’ll do our best to track down both of these future SEC officials for a round of 5 Questions.
If you have photos of Ms. Greco, hit us up.