Video: The Hottest New Shirt At Citizens Bank Ballpark – "I Got Drunk, I Got High, I Got Tasered!"

Posted: May 5, 2010

Premise of Video: Well, that didn’t take long. The black dudes hawking shirts outside Citizens Bank have already jumped on the Taser Gravy Train by selling “I got drunk, I got high, I got Tasered” shirts after games. As an added bonus, the shirt also reads “Just another night at the park.”

Climax of Video: Not much other than dozens of people buying these shirts.

Conclusion: Your ass is late, once again, to a money-making opportunity. Just take the theme of the week on sports blogs and turn it into a t-shirt. Puke green rally towel, anyone?

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  2. Abby says:

    Where can i buy one of these shirts online?

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