Video: The Hottest New Shirt At Citizens Bank Ballpark – "I Got Drunk, I Got High, I Got Tasered!"
Posted: May 5, 2010
Premise of Video: Well, that didn’t take long. The black dudes hawking shirts outside Citizens Bank have already jumped on the Taser Gravy Train by selling “I got drunk, I got high, I got Tasered” shirts after games. As an added bonus, the shirt also reads “Just another night at the park.”
Climax of Video: Not much other than dozens of people buying these shirts.
Conclusion: Your ass is late, once again, to a money-making opportunity. Just take the theme of the week on sports blogs and turn it into a t-shirt. Puke green rally towel, anyone?