America's Hottest College Sophomore Cassie Keller Makes Theatrical Bikini Debut In Miss Gruber

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Our friends at Playboy just keep ruining our weeks.

Just when being productive is the goal, they send over a new video featuring “America’s Hottest College Sophomore,” otherwise known as Central Michigan’s Cassie Keller.

And this happens to be Cassie’s theatrical/viral video debut which means we actually get to put a voice to the body we’ve been lusting after ever since the Fall of ’08 when she burst onto the scene when we abruptly and without even a contest, named her “America’s Hottest College Freshman.”

Now comes the video spoof of the upcoming MacGruber movie (in theatres May 21, we think). In this 1:38 video, three Playboy chicks get into acting mode in a special called Miss Gruber, a horny version of MacGruber.

What more can we say about Cassie’s debut?

Instead of ripping off the sarong the writer/director could have gone for the bikini top?


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