Jessica Alba ass crack to get your week started with a smile.
For those who might have visited this weekend to find Derby drunkenness, we’ll get to that later today. Our correspondent never sent a single photo so she likely lost her phone in the mud and ended up going home with some guy named Skip.
Our pick, Sidney’s Candy, just had to be the pacesetter and pissed us off right from the start. That is the worst sight in horse racing – your pick at the lead in the first turn.
What else is on our radar? Hot Republican chicks. We’re busy rounding up the Hottest Republicans we can find. Know one? Email us.
…we get the week started with this mug shot – don’t miss it [Turd Furguson]
UConn’s annual Spring Weekend was, ironically, this weekend [BroBible]
The 10 Chestiest Athletes In Sports. A gallery. [Bleacher Report]
Detroit LB Zack Follett up to more shenanigans, gets cop to give him ride [Detroit4Lyfe]
Corey Dillon Mug Shot Maddddnneesssss! Dude is at it again [TMZ]
Jose Canseco’s newest 23-year-old POA and her implants [Bob’s Blitz]
Laker fans to Lakers Game 1 vs. Jazz P.R. shirt campaign: Suck it [Larry Brown]
More of Lebron actually like giant pussy w/ that elbow vs. Celts [Sports Hernia]
The L.A. Dodgers weekend racist Facebook posting controversy [Vin Scully Is My…]
How To Tell If She’s Sportin’ A Fake Rack – A Great Visual Guide [Coed]
More from the Star Wars nearly naked boobie car wash video vault (Boobie Blog]
Staying with that theme – Hot Military Chicks From 15 Countries [Uncoached]
Get your week rolling with Bubble Butts that you’ll actually enjoy [Dirty Rotten]
Kate Hudson’s nips tell the weather report [Don Chavez]
25 Hottest Celebrity Twitter Uploads – EVER! [Manofest]
If you like your ladies trashy, smoking and implanted JWOWW is all you [Heyman H.]
This Is Useful: 7 Ways To Break Up Using Social Media [Guyism]